Last Friday the wonderful Miss Musings got us two tickets to brand spanking new CitiField, isn't she lovely!! First off I want to muse about the new stadium.....simply, it's amazing, baseball should be played in a stadium like this. For many years Shea was our home, granted it was blue and orange, it was next to an airport, it was in a bad neighborhood, it smelled, and everything about it seemed tight, even the food was bad...... regardless it was our home. Fast forward to 2009, Citifield is like 2 things, 1) the person who wins the lotto but loves his/her crappy neighborhood so they build the biggest/best house on the block and hired gourmet chefs or an episode of extreme makeover Home Edition, where the family with a sad story(2007 2008 Mets) leave town for a while and when they come back they have a beautiful new house. The food, the decor, the seats, the view all was amazing!! Anyone who's facebook friends with me can see the joy in my face, I went back to my 6 year old self all over again. It bought me back to the days when my grandfather would take me to a game. I used to think back then how amazing it was seeing a game, the sights , the smells, etc......it would light me up inside.....well Citifield now has the same affect on me......
Moving along another thing was a first for me, not only was I visiting Citifield for the first time, but it was the first time I ever went to a Met game with a girlfriend of mine, to put it simply M.M. isn't what you would call a sports fan so I was interested to see how she would enjoy it. My whole life I either went to games with my grandfather, my cousins, or my friends, but never a girlfriend. Granted the whole experience is a completely different one then going to the game with let's say Mike....P.S. Mike is a made up name.....So without further ado here's a comparison of going to the game with M.M. versus going to a game with Mike.
Moving along another thing was a first for me, not only was I visiting Citifield for the first time, but it was the first time I ever went to a Met game with a girlfriend of mine, to put it simply M.M. isn't what you would call a sports fan so I was interested to see how she would enjoy it. My whole life I either went to games with my grandfather, my cousins, or my friends, but never a girlfriend. Granted the whole experience is a completely different one then going to the game with let's say Mike....P.S. Mike is a made up name.....So without further ado here's a comparison of going to the game with M.M. versus going to a game with Mike.
Train ride up
M.M. Look how cute we are in this picture T
Mike- Look how hot that girl's butt is( I nod my head in agreement)
Pregame Food
M.M.- Salad ,Diet Coke, lets see if the sports shop has any cute pink Mets shirts(OK the last part I made up, just sounded better)
Mike- Bud Light, Pizza, Nachos, another Bud Light, Pretzel
Warmups
M.M. - Wow that Wright guy is really, really cute
Mike- Did you know Wright is hitting 250 with runners in scoring position
National Anthem
M.M.- Did you know she is dating insert celebrities name here
Mike- Wow she has a nice ass
First pitch
M.M. - I just twittered
Mike- I just farted
In between first and second inning
M.M. - So what time does the game end?
Mike- You think we can get those girls to hang out with us when the game ends?
Random point in the third inning
M.M. -Ugh , why don't they have phone chargers here?(PS at this point her phone died, I thought I was going to lose her here, but she managed to last a long, long time after this, needless to say I was proud of her)
Mike- You think if I yell loud enough I can charge the team up?
4th inning
M.M. Are those guys the halftime show?? ( In reference to the ground crew coming out and raking the dirt)
Mike- Wouldn't it be great if baseball had cheerleaders?
5th inning
M.M.- When is the 7th inning stretch?
Mike- Think the lines for the bathroom would be full during the stretch or should I go now
Bottom of the 5th inning
M.M. -Pretzel with Mustard would be awesome right now
Mike- Another Bud Light would be awesome right now
6th inning
M.M. Why did they paint the stadium Blue and Orange it's so hideous
Mike- Why are we blue and orange, it really is a terrible uniform color(after 6 beers, we become an episode of queer eye for the straight guy)
7th Inning
M.M.- Why do the planes keep flying over? I can't believe they put the stadium here
Mike- How hot is that girl up there?
8th Inning
M.M. are they almost done yet?? ( In reference to the game)
Mike are they almost done yet?? ( In reference to the Mets season)
9th Inning
M.M. - I wonder where David Wright hangs out after the game?
Mike- I wonder if I was David Wright how many girls I can get after the game?
Post game
M.M. - singing poker face on the train, getting 16 handles, crashing on the couch at 11
Mike- Stopping in Midtown, grabbing some drinks, getting late night pizza, crashing at 2am
Morning after
M.M.- Mimosa's and shopping
Mike- waking up at 11, talking about the Mets and how hot the girl was in the section in front of us.
Both instances with both people are great times, just a littttle bit different, it's part of growing up. I thoroughly enjoyed going to the game with M.M., I had a blast and would love to do it again! that's if she wants to see me practice my fake batting stance in front of the stadium or pretend I'm playing Centerfield by doing fake crow hops......I can't help myself deep down I'm a little kid. I do also need to do a Mike night, head out there with the boys, talk some baseball and do our guy thing, I can't wait to head back again, the 6 year old in me is itching to get out there shortly, regardless of the fact that they don't have cell phone chargers under the seat ;)
On that note, time to watch my Mets.......
Have a good night
TP


